Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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