Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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