Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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