We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You smell like stripper and shame
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
it's like heaven, but drunker
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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