Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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