I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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