question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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