Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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