no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
