areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.