I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
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