Don't you send me to vm
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
