My nipple is on Facebook.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I love you. Go after that dick
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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