Pregnant stripper...not hot.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
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