just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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