so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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