Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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