I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
