babies were throwing up all over the place
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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