I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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