wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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