make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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