I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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