Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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