Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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