my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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