i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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