Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Let's paint friendship bongs
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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