she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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