did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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