; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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