I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i dont even know how to be here
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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