You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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