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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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