Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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