Do you still have your period?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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