No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
third nipple confirmed
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
