this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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