She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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