we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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