I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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