Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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