I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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