I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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