so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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