strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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