Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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