this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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