i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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