He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
