I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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