She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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