I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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